We Might Be Experimenting On You

We Might Be Experimenting On You

The Institute for Inanely Humane Theatrics is Seeking Volunteers for a Theatrical Research Study

Drs. Bernazky and Jones of The Institute are recruiting 20 healthy volunteers for a one-night-only scientific and creative experiment:
We Might Be Experimenting On You
Monday, May 24th
8 p.m.
The Red Room (85 East 4th St, NY, 10003)

Lab rats will be asked to perform various convention-blasting, audience-related tasks in a theatrical environment. Laughter and hi-jinks may be required.

Eligibility Criteria:
Sense of humor and/or adventure
Non-slip shoes
Punctuality
Actually showing up if you say you will
$10 suggested donation

Please submit (via email) your interest in participating to Principal Investigators, Dr. Bernazky or Dr. Jones, as soon as possible.

The Institute for Inanely Humane Theatrics would like to thank Devin, Research Assistant, as well as Narcopolis Pharmaceuticals for their generous contributions.

Investigator Biographies:

Dr. Kym Bernazky, MD, Ph.D, BFA
Kym has been involved with theatrical research in New York City for the past 13 years. Previous clinical trials have included ‘The Effect Of Shaving Cream Pie Fights On Theater Audiences’ and more recently, ‘Feminist Implications in Hosting The Best F*cking Taco Party Ever’, which she co-published in the New England Journal of Mexican Cuisine with Devin.

Dr. Melanie Jones, MD, Ph.D, WTF
Melanie is best-known for her internationally acclaimed scientific paper, Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong: http://www.amazon.ca/Plastic-Surgery-Wrong-Melanie-Jones/dp/1554395054. The study received one absurdist Amazon.ca review and is now available (used) for $0.01 Canadian funds. Her clinical interests are varied and include such topics as ‘Standing Still With A Red Balloon’ and also ‘Moving To New York On A Whim Without One Iota of Pre-Planning of Forethought.’